Well today, I saw a very strange guy at work that I am used to seeing, but havent saw him since summer. So he walks into the the store and goes to the washroom. Now usually when he comes in he HATES when people use their manners to him. If you say "thank you" or "please" he will simply yell out "I EXPLAIN!" Mind you, he is a foreign man so thats why he sounds like that, but speaks good english. When he comes out of the washroom, I call my friend over and "bet" him that this man will get mad at me for saying my manners, because my buddy is new at my work. Here is an *almost* word for word re-ennactment of the convo:
Me- "Can I help you?"
*he walks to the counter.
Me- How are you?
Customer- "I am good.. I EXPLAIN!"
*pauses for about 15 seconds..
Customer- "How are you?"
Me- "I am pretty good!"
Customer- I WASN'T TALKING TO YOU, I WAS ASKING MYSELF!"
Me- "Okay, so what can I get you?"
Customer- "Just an apple fritter."
Me- "Anything else?"
*he hands me a dollar."
Me- "Thank you!"
Customer- "I EXXXXPLAINNNN!!!"
Me- "Have a goodnight sir!"
Customer- I explain.. (*says it calmly..)
*walks out of the store..
Well me and my friend had a HUGGGE laugh for like 10 minutes!
Its ALMOST like the "I KILL YOU!" line in the video "Achmed the Dead Terrorist."